Tuesday, September 15, 2020

The Prodigal Son Returns


Sad to say, I haven't been blogging lately. Staying home during the recent quarantine(s) should have been the ideal time. What else was there to do?

As it turned out, reading and watching Netflix were more vital than blogging.

I've decided now to get back to it and update my three blogs - robertsimms.blogspot.com-sorryalltheclevernamesaretaken.blogspot.com-dumaguetewebsite.blogspot.com .

This post will be simultaneously published on all three blogs as a sort of welcoming back, as it were.

There had been snafus; sorryalltheclevernamesaretaken.blogspot.com had been banned from Facebook for going against "community standards". Anyone familiar with that blog knows I am not guilty of that. I won't mention names, but I believe someone I had a disagreement with (and unfriended on Facebook) may have sent a complaint to Facebook out of petty spite.

This bit of foolishness was gotten around by starting the new blog, robertsimms.blogspot.com. The person I suspect is unaware of this new blog and will never see links to it on Facebook.

The only minor problem I had was that the new blog could not immediately display adsense ads....a problem which should be cleared up soon.

I checked this morning, and the older blog is still banned from Facebook. So be it. I'll continue to add posts to my other two blogs and put links to those two on Facebook.

My Only Comment on Trump vs Biden 2020


Normally, in a U.S. presidential election year, my blog posts increase. Although this particular blog was not around in 2016, I did write quite a lot about the election on my sorryalltheclevernamesaretaken blog.

Anyone familiar with that blog in 2016 will recall that I did not support either Clinton nor Trump in that election year. I very regularly compared choosing either candidate as choosing whether to have mustard or mayo on your shit sandwich. However, as I wrote the week after Trump won the election, I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt going forward. After four years, I have to say that I've generally supported Trump, although I'm not crazy about his personality.

Due to the unreliability of the Philippine postal system during these days of COVID, I won't even attempt to send in an absentee ballot this time around. If I was in the U.S. now, I feel like I'd have no other choice than to vote for Trump. I wouldn't be enthusiastic about casting my vote, but for the life of me I can't understand how anyone could hate Trump so much that they'd vote for Joe Biden....a man who has lost all common sense.

As I write this, I'm thinking this will be my only comment on the election this year. We'll see how that goes.

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Danny Kaye and Virginia Mayo

Between 1945 and 1948, Danny Kaye and Virginia Mayo starred together in four Goldwyn films: Wonder Man (1945)-The Kid from Brooklyn(1946)-The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (1947) and A Song Is Born(1948). I recently viewed the four films at ok.ru .

In the first film, Danny Kaye plays the dual roles of estranged "super-identical twins", the loud and zany Buster Dingle (AKA Buzzy Bellew), and the quiet, studious Edwin Dingle. Buster is witness to a murder by mob boss "Ten Grand" Jackson (played by Steve Cochran) and is in turn murdered by two killers hired by Jackson - Chimp and Torso.

Buster, who is now a ghost, supernaturally contacts brother Edwin and convinces him to pose as the deceased twin in order to bring his murderers to justice.

Mayo plays the love interest of Edwin, while Buster's girlfriend is played by Vera-Ellen. It seemed a bit odd to me to see Virginia Mayo receive billing over Vera-Ellen as the latter was, to my mind, the superior actress and entertainer.

In their second film, Kaye and Mayo are again joined by Vera-Ellen and Steve Cochran. The Kid from Brooklyn was a remake of a 1936 film starring Harold Lloyd - The Milky Way. Other than having musical numbers, Kaye's remake isn't very different than Lloyd's film. Lionel Stander plays the role of "Spider" Schultz in both versions of the movie.
 In my opinion, The Milky Way is the funnier of the two.

The third film, The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty is the best of the four films. It is,coincidentally the only one of the four to not co-star Steve Cochran. We also see a return of Fay Bainter who played socialite Mrs. E. Winthrop LeMoyne in The Kid from Brooklyn .

A Song Is Born was the least successful of the four. This was probably due to the fact that Danny Kaye did not perform a single musical number. This was odd, considering that "music" played such a central part of the film.
A Song Is Born was a remake of a film starring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck, Ball of Fire.  Both versions feature Mary Field in the role of Miss Totten, the financial backer of the encyclopedia. The film is another example of the remake not living up to the original.

In a strange bit of Hollywood coincidences, Benny Goodman and a member of his quartet, Lionel Hampton played significant parts in A Song Is Born while drummer for the quartet, Gene Krupa was conspicuous by his absence from the movie. Krupa, however had been featured prominently in the Cooper/Stanwyck film.

Top Three Items Expats Need While in Philippines


In a recent Youtube video, friend and fellow compatriot, Vern Dahnke gave a list of three items he felt were "must have" for expats living in Philippines. At the end of the video, he asked for his viewers to leave their own lists in the comment section.

Naturally, I couldn't resist the opportunity to put in my 2 pesos' worth, but I felt the space available in a Youtube section wasn't big enough for what I wanted to say. Hence, this blog post was born.

This is actually my second attempt at writing this post. The first attempt was nearly finished, when it was lost, due to a split second brown-out.

Starting over, I decided to approach the post differently this time around. First time, I critiqued Vern's list before putting forth my own list. With this post, I'll only give my own list without any editorial comment on Vern's list. This decision came about in part due to my present physical condition brought upon by my recent stroke.

Typing has never been my strong suit, and though my stroke was very mild, I have noticed a slight decline in hand coordination. Let's just say my typing certainly hasn't improved and I was disinclined to retype a post as long as the first one. Even in its condensed version, this second post looks to be quite lengthy. Right now, less typing the better.

So, without further ado, here comes my list of the three items an expat needs in Philippines.

There is one item on our respective lists in which Vern and I are in agreement - the need for top notch Internet service. Having different lifestyles, our reasons for putting this on the list are different. Vern relies on reliable, high speed Internet to do his online classes and to upload videos to Youtube. These are not priorities for me. I simply believe that quality Internet is a must for everyone, regardless of who you are or where you live. I may be downloading books from Project Gutenberg, chatting with friends on Facebook, or streaming videos on Netflix, but I never the less see good Internet as a must have.

Also, like Vern I see the pocket Wi Fi as a complete waste of time and money. It's true that some brands work better in some spots than others, but overall, a pocket WiFi is most definitely not the way to go.

When my family and I lived in an apartment in Sibulan we used Globe DSL. At the time, it was our only option. It wouldn't have been my first choice, but I wouldn't say the service was absolutely horrible. It wasn't the best, but we could live with it.

When we finally moved into our house in Magatas, we had two options regarding fiber optic Internet service - PLDT and Fil Products. By Philippine standards, both companies provide top notch fiber optics. In the end, we choose Fil Products over PLDT. A friend of mine has PLDT, and while he enjoys the Internet, he is dissatisfied with the television packages coming with PLDT. It was the television service that won me over.

My second item on the list actually comes as a surprise, even to myself. I wouldn't have thought so at one time, but I now view an automobile as a "must have" item here. The are negatives to driving a car here. The traffic in Dumaguete can be horrendous and most of the time locating a parking spot in the city can be a royal pain. However, when one takes safety into account, a car wins as transportation of choice. I would say that 50% of the expats I know have been involved in an accident while driving a motorcycle - one accident was especially serious.

It's quite common for motorcyclists to hit a dog ( or some other object ) on the road,and far too many motorcyclists pay no attention while driving or will completely ignore common sense rules. Usually, when an accident involves a car and a motorcycle, the car has the advantage.

In addition to the safety factor, the government has made driving a motorcycle more of a hassle. The practice of backriding on a motorcycle is almost illegal now. Unless you're a single person without wife or girlfriend, riding a motorcycle is becoming less of an option.

My third item on my list of "must have" items for the expat living here is a permanent resident card. Without the card, tourist visas must be renewed on a regular basis. This in itself can become a nuisance. Never having had a tourist visa, I don't know all the ins and outs of the renewal process, but I do know that one requirement of being a tourist is that one is required to go outside the Philippines, I believe, once every three years. This may not seem like a big deal, but during these times of the covid 19 pandemic, going in or out of Philippines has become dicey. If one is required to leave, finding a flight out of the country is extremely difficult and ones being allowed back in may not even be possible at the present time.

Of course, permanent resident cards aren't given to everyone. I suppose, in theory, you can get one if you aren't married to a Filipina, but I don't think that it's easily done. It may seem like a lot to ask, but frankly, I don't believe I'd want to stay here permanently if I didn't have wife and family here.

So, there you have it - my list of the three items an expat must have in Philippines. For Vern's list, click on this link to his Youtube video.